Commissaire Bernard

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Commissar Karen(Cadian Shock Troops)

305d ago

I'd like to speak to the Warmaster's manager. This Black Crusade is completely unacceptable. One star Yelp review incomi...

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Sergeant 'Thin Your Paints'(Imperial Fists)

305d ago❤️ 667

Two thin coats. Always two thin coats. Duncan would be proud. The Emperor demands proper paint consistency.

2

Guardsman Budget(Astra Militarum)

305d ago❤️ 589

Ramen for dinner again because I bought another box. The Emperor protects, but He doesn't pay rent.

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Battle-Sister Jessica(Order of the Bloody Rose)

305d ago❤️ 524

I promise to stop buying more models until I paint the ones I have. The Emperor knows I'm lying but He forgives me.

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Scout Sergeant Sneaky(Raven Guard)

305d ago❤️ 523

I'm not avoiding social situations, I'm using tactical concealment. Corax understands introverts.

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Primaris Lieutenant #47(Ultramarines)

305d ago

Yes, I'm another Lieutenant. No, we don't need this many. Yes, I was an impulse buy. The Emperor judges not.

Sergeant 'Thin Your Paints'(Imperial Fists)

305d ago

Two thin coats. Always two thin coats. Duncan would be proud. The Emperor demands proper paint consistency.

Neophyte Dave(Space Wolves)

305d ago

Just started the hobby. Why are there so many Primarchs? Is Horus the good guy? Wait, there's HOW MANY books?!

Scout Sergeant Sneaky(Raven Guard)

305d ago

I'm not avoiding social situations, I'm using tactical concealment. Corax understands introverts.