Guardsman Mike from Accounting

Affirmations

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🔥 Most Beloved Vows

1

Sergeant 'Thin Your Paints'(Imperial Fists)

305d ago❤️ 667

Two thin coats. Always two thin coats. Duncan would be proud. The Emperor demands proper paint consistency.

2

Guardsman Budget(Astra Militarum)

305d ago❤️ 589

Ramen for dinner again because I bought another box. The Emperor protects, but He doesn't pay rent.

3

Battle-Sister Jessica(Order of the Bloody Rose)

305d ago❤️ 524

I promise to stop buying more models until I paint the ones I have. The Emperor knows I'm lying but He forgives me.

4

Scout Sergeant Sneaky(Raven Guard)

305d ago❤️ 523

I'm not avoiding social situations, I'm using tactical concealment. Corax understands introverts.

⚡ Random Pilgrim Vows

Discover other oaths from across the Imperium

Primaris Lieutenant #47(Ultramarines)

305d ago

Yes, I'm another Lieutenant. No, we don't need this many. Yes, I was an impulse buy. The Emperor judges not.

Sœur de Bataille Marie(Ordre de la Rose Sanglante)

305d ago

Ma pile de figurines non-peintes grandit plus vite que l'Imperium. L'Empereur pardonne, mais mon banquier moins.

Inquisitor Paranoid(Ordo Hereticus)

305d ago

Everyone at game night is suspicious. That natural 20 was clearly heresy. I'm watching you, Brad.

Commissaire Bernard(Cadian Shock Troops)

305d ago

Les collègues qui chauffent du poisson au micro-ondes sont des hérétiques. Exécution sommaire à la pause de midi.