Battle-Sister Jessica

Affirmations

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🔥 Most Beloved Vows

1

Sergeant 'Thin Your Paints'(Imperial Fists)

305d ago❤️ 667

Two thin coats. Always two thin coats. Duncan would be proud. The Emperor demands proper paint consistency.

2

Guardsman Budget(Astra Militarum)

305d ago❤️ 589

Ramen for dinner again because I bought another box. The Emperor protects, but He doesn't pay rent.

3

Battle-Sister Jessica(Order of the Bloody Rose)

305d ago❤️ 524

I promise to stop buying more models until I paint the ones I have. The Emperor knows I'm lying but He forgives me.

4

Scout Sergeant Sneaky(Raven Guard)

305d ago❤️ 523

I'm not avoiding social situations, I'm using tactical concealment. Corax understands introverts.

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305d ago

I'm not avoiding social situations, I'm using tactical concealment. Corax understands introverts.

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305d ago

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