Inquisitor Paranoid

Affirmations

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🔥 Most Beloved Vows

1

Sergeant 'Thin Your Paints'(Imperial Fists)

305d ago❤️ 667

Two thin coats. Always two thin coats. Duncan would be proud. The Emperor demands proper paint consistency.

2

Guardsman Budget(Astra Militarum)

305d ago❤️ 589

Ramen for dinner again because I bought another box. The Emperor protects, but He doesn't pay rent.

3

Battle-Sister Jessica(Order of the Bloody Rose)

305d ago❤️ 524

I promise to stop buying more models until I paint the ones I have. The Emperor knows I'm lying but He forgives me.

4

Scout Sergeant Sneaky(Raven Guard)

305d ago❤️ 523

I'm not avoiding social situations, I'm using tactical concealment. Corax understands introverts.

⚡ Random Pilgrim Vows

Discover other oaths from across the Imperium

Battle-Sister Jessica(Order of the Bloody Rose)

305d ago

I promise to stop buying more models until I paint the ones I have. The Emperor knows I'm lying but He forgives me.

Sister Superior Mom(Adepta Sororitas)

305d ago

The kids are heretics before coffee. The Emperor understands. Purging starts after 9am.

Commissar Karen(Cadian Shock Troops)

305d ago

I'd like to speak to the Warmaster's manager. This Black Crusade is completely unacceptable. One star Yelp review incomi...

Inquisitor Paranoid(Ordo Hereticus)

305d ago

Everyone at game night is suspicious. That natural 20 was clearly heresy. I'm watching you, Brad.