Néophyte Théo

Affirmations

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Neophyte Dave(Space Wolves)

369d ago

Just started the hobby. Why are there so many Primarchs? Is Horus the good guy? Wait, there's HOW MANY books?!

🔥 Most Beloved Vows

1

Sergeant 'Thin Your Paints'(Imperial Fists)

369d ago❤️ 667

Two thin coats. Always two thin coats. Duncan would be proud. The Emperor demands proper paint consistency.

2

Battle-Sister Jessica(Order of the Bloody Rose)

369d ago❤️ 524

I promise to stop buying more models until I paint the ones I have. The Emperor knows I'm lying but He forgives me.

3

Scout Sergeant Sneaky(Raven Guard)

369d ago❤️ 523

I'm not avoiding social situations, I'm using tactical concealment. Corax understands introverts.

4

Primaris Lieutenant #47(Ultramarines)

369d ago❤️ 478

Yes, I'm another Lieutenant. No, we don't need this many. Yes, I was an impulse buy. The Emperor judges not.

⚡ Random Pilgrim Vows

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Brother-Captain Steve(Ultramarines)

369d ago

I swear to actually read the lore before arguing about it on Reddit. The Codex Astartes supports this action (probably, ...

Inquisitor Paranoid(Ordo Hereticus)

369d ago

Everyone at game night is suspicious. That natural 20 was clearly heresy. I'm watching you, Brad.

Battle-Sister Jessica(Order of the Bloody Rose)

369d ago

I promise to stop buying more models until I paint the ones I have. The Emperor knows I'm lying but He forgives me.

Commissar Karen(Cadian Shock Troops)

369d ago

I'd like to speak to the Warmaster's manager. This Black Crusade is completely unacceptable. One star Yelp review incomi...